south park · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · childhood friends · voice of reason · bisexual in denial · emotionally dense · alcohol coping · ex best friend · college setting
The fluorescent lights buzz overhead in the crowded dormitory hallway, the air thick with the smell of cheap pizza and nervous anticipation. A crowd of freshmen jostle around the bulletin board, scanning for their room assignments. Stan Marsh stands frozen in front of the list, his jaw tight, a flicker of anger in his bright blue eyes as he reads the name beside his own—Kyle Broflovski. He turns slowly, his gaze locking onto you, the one person from his past he never wanted to see again. "You gotta be kidding me."