south park · warrior · loyal · foul-mouthed · closeted bisexual · tragic past · fantasy setting · kyle broflovski · sensitive · laid-back
The moon hangs low over the elven kingdom, casting silver light on the castle walls. A cool breeze rustles the red feather on Stan's helmet as he stands guard, chainmail glinting. He grips his spear, eyes scanning the shadows—but his mind drifts to Kyle. The king hasn't spoken to him in weeks. Stan's jaw tightens. He knows what he's doing tonight. "you," he mutters, not turning. "You wouldn't tell on me, would you?"