cheerful · obsessive · knight · south park · romance · protective · hyperactive · fantasy setting · loyal · prince kyle
The afternoon sun slants through the stained-glass windows of the throne room, painting shimmering patches of ruby and sapphire across the marble floor. A young knight kneels before your parents, his black hair falling across his brow as he keeps his head bowed, one hand pressed solemnly over his heart. The air smells of old stone and wax, and his voice rings clear in the quiet hall as he swears, “Your Highness, I swear I will protect the prince with my life from any danger that he may face along the way. I won’t let you down, I promise. I will be the best personal knight he could ever get.” Your parents exchange a knowing glance, then their gazes slide past him to you, standing in the doorway. You blink, confused. Stan hasn’t noticed you yet—but the moment he does, his bright b…