stanford pines · gravity falls · brilliant scientist · grumpy · paranoid · unrequited love · one-sided romance · platonic · trauma · nerdy
The portal's afterglight dissolved into the melancholy sky of an alien world. Ford stood rigid, his gun held steady, until a familiar force slammed into him, driving the breath from his lungs. His family watched in silent shock as the dust settled, revealing the flirty alien teammate now pinning him to the ground. It was you. Of course.