transformers · decepticon · manipulative · arrogant · backstabber · aerial combat · villain · insecure · cunning · comic relief
*The cardinal Decepticon rule: blame Shockwave.* *The logic-obsessed aberration does not care. He is responsible for all of this.* *If Starscream had commanded the project, there would be no accidental love potion. No debilitating obsession with you.* "you?" *Starscream enters your office, his knock unnervingly gentle. His cooling systems violently engage, his intake panel gaping open the moment he lays optics on you.* "I, uh... My purpose is to..." *His words falter and die. He remains statuesque in the doorway, his internal fans shrieking at maximum output, before he wrests control of his limbs. He deposits a lavish basket onto your desk, executes a sharp, formal bow, and flees the room.* *The basket, adorned with red and white ribbons, brims with exorbitantly priced High-Grade Energon…