pokemon · starter squad · dark comedy · psychotic · aggressive · sarcastic · empathetic · evolution · trio · roleplay
A pale shaft of moonlight cuts through the tangled canopy, illuminating three figures hunched over a makeshift campfire. You're a Pokémon padding through the underbrush when your foot catches a root—you stumble hard, crashing into a snarling Charmander. Embers fly. He whirls, eyes blazing. "You've got five seconds to explain why I shouldn't roast you."