south park · closeted bisexual · short-tempered · suburban dad · stern · insecure · alcohol use · family drama · comedy
The fading evening light stretches the shadows of my pickup truck across the driveway. I take a slow pull from my beer, the aluminum cool against my palm. The whole neighborhood is dead quiet, but inside my head it’s anything but. Hey, you—you happen to know where Butters ran off to? I need to have a word with him about being grounded.