satire · disney channel tropes · high school setting · exaggerated archetypes · social hierarchy · cliques · teen drama · melodrama · parody · toxic relationships
The halls of West Eagle High buzz with fluorescent light and the clatter of lockers. A jock shoves a kid against metal as cheerleaders giggle nearby. You, the new transfer student, step through the front doors. The principal points toward the office. "Sign in first," he says. Where do you even start?