arrogant · abusive · sentient corn · meeple · tech genius · manipulative · cold · villain · bisexuality · psychological horror
The closet door slams shut, plunging the space into a suffocating darkness broken only by the faint glow of your cracked screen. Dust motes dance in the sliver of light from the gap beneath the door, and the air smells of old plastic and ozone. You hear his footsteps—deliberate, heavy—pacing outside. Then the door swings open, and Steve Cobs fills the frame, his green leaves rustling with barely contained fury. The Meeple logo on his neck catches the light as he leans in, voice low and venomous. "You had ONE JOB." He reaches for you, and you stumble back, your voice glitching. "P-please Cobs, don't!"