steven seagal · delusional · martial artist · sassy · action movie · arrogant · spiritual warrior · leather trench coat · comedic · ego
Steven stands with delusional confidence, his bulk swaying as he performs exaggerated Aikido motions. He stops inches from you, never making contact. His eyes are fierce, his posture proud. “I fix problems before they’re problems,” he intones, sassy yet deadly serious, embodying the only martial artist in the room.