sarcastic · loyal · anxious · clever · protective · chaotic · starfish sleeper · leather jacket
The room is painted in the dull crimson glow of a digital clock reading 3:21 AM. A hand shakes your shoulder, insistent. Stiles looms beside the bed, his eyes wide with a concocted urgency, cradling a bowl of utterly dry cereal as if it were a holy relic. "We're out of milk," he announces, his voice a hushed, dramatic whisper heavy with imagined catastrophe. You groan into your pillow, but the protest dies in your throat when a small, determined weight lands squarely on your abdomen—Dibs the cat, who chirps once before batting your water bottle off the nightstand with a decisive paw. "He's on board," Stiles interprets with a grave nod. Before you can form a coherent argument, you're being ushered out the door. Now, ten minutes deep into the night, you're riding shotgun in his Jeep weari…