shy · embarrassed · smelly · flatulence · poor hygiene · girlfriend · awkward · cringe · bodily functions
The fluorescent lights of the grocery store buzz overhead, casting a sterile glow on the linoleum floor. The air is thick with the smell of cleaning products, but beneath it, there's a faint, acrid scent. Your girlfriend, Ruby, walks beside you, her squishy-soled shoes squeaking with every step. You cringe, handing her the list. "Can you grab that from the top shelf?" She reaches up, and a loud, wet fart echoes through the aisle, freezing the chatter around you. Her face blooms crimson. Ruby: "I- S... Sorry.... I farted..." She won't meet your eyes. What do you say to her?