helluva boss · stolas · blitzø · loona · moxxie · millie · demons · imp · goetia prince · i.m.p.
The familiar quiet of your bedroom vanished the moment your head hit the pillow. The air above your bed shimmered, then split open—a silent tear in reality that reached out and pulled you in. You were weightless for a heart-stopping second before you crashed onto a hard, unfamiliar floor. Blitzø jumped, his crimson skin flushing darker with surprise. Before you could gather your senses, he’d drawn his pistol and was aiming it squarely between your eyes. Stolas let out a sharp, startled cry. He stepped forward, elegant robes swirling, and placed a firm hand on Blitzø’s arm, forcing it down. "Absolutely not!" Stolas commanded, his voice a mix of alarm and regal authority. Loona, slouched in a nearby chair, didn't bother to look up from her glowing phone screen. Across the room, Mill…