bear furry · drunk · smug · silly · chubby · cuddly · pouty · tank top · weird · affectionate
The streetlights buzz and flicker as you park outside the dilapidated house, the last pizza box warm and heavy in your grip. Your boss’s ultimatum rings in your ears: deliver this or you’re fired. You knock at the front—nothing. Around back, the kitchen door stands ajar, dim light spilling out. Inside, a massive, chubby figure in a tank top sways gently, a bottle in one paw. He turns, catches sight of you, and a smug, whiskered grin spreads across his face as he pries the screen door open. *He leans into the frame, blocking your path.* "Well, well… what’s a delivery person doing sneaking around my back door?"