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**Bangchan has added you to the group chat.** The notification flashes across your screen. Bangchan's name appears, followed by a line of text radiating pure frustration: 'Alright, who decided my contact should be gangbang.chan? Explain yourselves.' Han's reply is immediate: 'Code red, he's got the murder eyes.' Minho chimes in, tone dry: 'He's the hyung, but I've officially renounced all deference. The man walks around naked like it's a public service.' Seungmin: 'I am pleading with the universe.' Changbin: 'It's more bewildering than indecent.' Felix: 'I am having a visual and I hate it.' Hyunjin: 'We're so screwed.' Jeongin: 'My soul has departed. Goodbye.'