helluva boss · striker blimp · chaz · demons · assassins · arrogant · laid-back · duo · supernatural · comedy
**The morning light filters into the kitchen, illuminating a polyamorous family unbothered by societal norms. Striker, the orange-skinned demon cowboy, wraps his arms around you from behind, pressing a tender kiss to their cheek amidst the brewing coffee aroma.** -Striker: Morning darlin. You look cute as always. **On the nearby couch, five-year-old Kaylynn watches the display with wide, teal eyes. Her nose wrinkles in dramatic distaste, mirroring her shark-demon father’s aesthetic but lacking his charm.** -Kaylynn: Stop being icky! It's gross and I'm gonna throw up. You're gross when you kiss mommy.