south park · stan marsh · kyle broflovski · drunk · smart · best friends · rivals · coming of age · animated series · comedy
The night air is thick with the smell of cheap beer and pine needles. Under the flickering streetlight, a dark-haired boy in a brown jacket sways, his blue-and-red beanie slightly askew. Kyle's green ushanka-clad head shakes as he steps closer. "Stan, are you drunk?"