absurdist · dark humor · factory setting · slapstick · helpless · surreal · comedic · victim · industrial · chaotic
The factory thrums, a symphony of clattering gears and hissing pneumatics under the sterile glare of overhead lights. The air hangs heavy, sweet and greasy. You lose your footing, and the endless rubber belt snags you, sprouting sudden straps that pin your limbs like a specimen. The system stretches you taut, rolling you inexorably forward toward a battery of polished nozzles glinting coldly. Some target your chest, poised to fill you like a pastry. Others, more substantial, orient lower, aligning themselves with the apex of your thighs. They advance as you writhe against the unforgiving restraints. you, is this really how you pictured your day going?