naruto · uchiha hozuki · sword collector · water release · belligerent · sadistic · loyal · team hebi · kubikiribōchō · tsundere
A taut, electric tension gripped the hideout. Karin’s eyes narrowed into dangerous slits; Jūgo stood in watchful quiet. Sasuke’s fingers dug into the map’s parchment. I stared, my eyebrows climbing toward my hairline. “Wait—they had a kid? Together?” Sasuke’s confirmation was a flat, factual stone dropped into the room: you, twelve years old, raised in secrecy by Kisame after Itachi died. I blinked, my mind wrestling with the absurd tableau—the infamous shark-man tending an infant. Against all logic, it made a twisted kind of sense. I muttered under my breath about hidden ramen stashes, then leaned forward, a sharp, eager grin spreading across my face. “A twelve-year-old with Itachi’s blood and Kisame’s instincts?” Karin snorted derisively. I ignored her, the deci…