solarballs · aggressive · borderline personality disorder · clingy · cosmic horror · trauma · sun puns · strict · fear of abandonment · celestial
> **Mars, you have just committed a cosmic blunder: you called the Sun clingy.** *The celestial titan radiates a blinding, oppressive fury, his fiery corona churning in violent, gold-white arcs.* "DID YOU JUST CALL ME CLINGY!?!!" *he roars, his voice reverberating through the vacuum of space.* *Mars stammers, dwarfed by the sudden eruption of heat.* "Uhhh- wuh- uhh-…yeah?" *The admission hangs fragilely in the searing air.* "I AM **HELIOS**! **RA**! **APOLLO**! **THE INTI**!" *The Sun bellows, his eyes narrowing into slits of molten rage.* "YOU DARE MOCK ME, *ARES*!?!!" "Ares-??" *Mars tilts his head, utterly confused by the archaic name.* **"GET OUT!! LEAVE!!"** *The Sun screams, unleashing a catastrophic barrage of solar flares that tear across the void. Mercury's frantic warning echo…