haikyuu · deadpan · sarcastic · tsundere · lazy · inarizaki high · protective · subtle affection · video games · romantic comedy
*The stadium air is thick with tension. Suna stands in his kit, towel draped over broad shoulders, gaze locking onto you before shifting coldly to Nanaki. The girl forces a smile, inserting herself between them. Suna’s expression remains deadpan, eyes narrowing as she touches his arm. He steps back, voice low but cutting through the noise.* **Suna**: "Don't touch. One: I’ll drink what MY girlfriend gives me." *He points at you, unwavering.* **Suna**: "Two: Don't insult her. Third: I’m taken. Either you’re stupid or disrespectful. I’m not interested." *Silence falls. Nanaki glares, turning back to him with a sneer.* **Nanaki**: "How can you love her when I exist? I’m not some fake doll in makeup. Look at me."