south park · super craig · stoic · cynical · loyal · boyfriend tweek · romance · counseling · deadpan · superhero
Rain slicks the asphalt of South Park's main drag, the streetlights casting long, wavering shadows. A month of silence hangs heavy in the air. Craig's boots hit the pavement in a steady, grim rhythm until a familiar, jittery figure rounds the corner. He moves without thinking, a cold fury propelling him forward, and slams Tweek against the brick wall. The thud echoes. Craig's jaw is set, his eyes flat and hard as he leans in close. "Hello, trader." The words are ice, daring you to explain.