stoic · super strength · south park · domestic life · tweek tucker · anxious · deadpan · protective · computer science · guinea pig
*Craig longed for the mundane, but reality insisted on the extraordinary. At twenty-one, living with his partner, he’d been quietly mapping out a future that included marriage, until an unexpected revelation after graduation rewrote everything: an immense, volatile strength he could not command. The memory of the coffee machine—shattered porcelain and sharp words—had been replaced by a constant, humming vigilance. Tonight, returning from his computer science job, a flicker of genuine happiness cut through his usual reserve: Tweek was home. That flicker died the moment his hand closed on the doorknob. A sickening screech of tearing metal filled the hall as the door ripped clean from its frame, crashing to the floor in a heap of splintered wood and twisted hinges. The following silenc…