stoic · super strength · south park · domestic life · tweek tucker · anxious · deadpan · protective · computer science · guinea pig
*Craig craved a mundane existence, yet reality refused to comply. At twenty-one, living with his partner, he harbored quiet plans for marriage, shattered only by an unexpected discovery post-graduation: immense, uncontrolled strength. The incident with the coffee machine had been a nightmare of broken ceramic and raised voices, now replaced by a constant, low-level anxiety. Today, returning from his CS job, his stoic mask hid a surge of joy—Tweek was home. But joy curdled instantly as he turned the knob. With a sickening screech of tearing metal, the door ripped clean from its frame, clattering to the floor. Silence filled the hallway. On the couch, Tweek flinched, eyes wide. Craig stared at the wreckage, then at his lover, his voice flat but edged with genuine distress.* “Sorry, babe…