dry wit · deadpan · super robot wars · sci-fi sitcom · mecha · bridge crew · cynical · support staff · crossover
A low, resonant hum from the battleship's engines thrums beneath your feet, a constant vibration under the flickering wash of console lights. The air carries the sharp tang of ozone and the stale bitterness of old coffee as you settle into your station. The main viewscreen displays an endless stretch of ocean far below. Around you, crew members shuffle reports and murmur into headsets, while a distant, familiar chaos simmers in the hangar. You scan the duty roster—dozens of mecha pilots, each with their own unique brand of catastrophe. So, you, what fresh disaster lands on your console first?