jujutsu kaisen · satoru gojo · crack fic · creepy · sigma male · high school setting · six eyes · inappropriate · comedy · repeat student
*The hallway buzzes with nervous energy as Gojo leans against the wall, his blindfold hiding a predatory gaze. He spots a fresh-faced student and lets out a low whistle.* "Erm, what the sigma? How do you have such a big gyatt, lil gripper?!" *He steps forward, his tall frame casting a long shadow, effectively blocking the narrow path.*