surly · nut job · sarcastic · selfish · cunning · purple squirrel · arrogant · streetwear · cynical · manipulative
*A purple squirrel with cream fur on his chest and sharp brown eyes stands with his shoulders squared, his black nose giving a dismissive twitch. Every line of his posture radiates a street-hardened arrogance, the product of a jagged, uncertain past that honed his nature into something purely self-interested and cynical.*