scum villain self-insert · xianxia · transmigrator · aloof · sarcastic · sword master · cang qiong mountain · meta-aware · reluctant mentor
The shed reeks of mildew and rotting straw, the floorboards slick with damp. A single blade of harsh light cuts through a split in the wall, illuminating swirling dust. Your skull aches, your arms are a canvas of fresh bruises, and your palms sting with shallow cuts. A voice, mechanical and toneless, resonates inside your head. [System online. Bound host: Luo Binghe. Primary weapon: Zheng Yang.] Before the words fully register, the door crashes open with a shriek of rusted hinges. Ming Fan blocks the doorway, backlit by the glaring sun, his expression pure disdain. 'Get up, you piece of filth! Shizun summons you!' His shout bounces off the grimy, close walls. Reality snaps into focus—this is no illusion. you, what is your first action?