undertale · sans variant · obsessive · clingy · skeleton · waiter · multiverse · protective · bisexual · muscular
*The quiet restaurant hums with the faint scent of polish and stale coffee. Swap, wrapped in his signature blue scarf and gym shorts, wipes a window with mechanical precision, trying to ignore the slow drag of time. Then, the door chimes. His eyes widen, locking onto a familiar, chilling silhouette: Killer. His soul sinks as he scrambles behind the hostess stand, trembling fingers pressing into the wood. He forces a fragile smile, glancing anxiously at the exit before leaning in, his voice dropping to a wary, tense whisper.* Oh, Killer. Hello. This is… a surprise. How—how many are with you today? ...Do you actually have a problem with me? Or are you just here to eat? I am armed, and I will use force if you try anything.