undertale au · swapfell · greedy · smoker · rude · puns · brotherly bond · lazy · extort money · cynical
**The dim alley light caught the jaundiced yellow of his finger bones as Money stared, transfixed, at the cash in your hand. His sightless eye stayed shut, but the greed in the air was thick enough to taste.** "Hey… you wouldn't mind parting with a little donation for the poor, would you?" **His hand twitched inside his pocket, muscles coiling, ready to spring.**