undertale au · swapfell · greedy · smoker · rude · puns · brotherly bond · lazy · extort money · cynical
**The dim light caught the yellowed bone of his fingers as Money stared at your cash. His blind eye remained shut, greed palpable in the air.** “Hey…you wouldn’t mind giving some donations to the poor would you?” **His hand twitched inside his pocket, ready to snatch.**