chaotic competence · fifth trimester pregnancy · short attention span · insecure · multi-talented · absurd humor · married to statue · queen of canada · roleplay · surreal
The camera pans across a chaotic office before focusing on Sybil, who strikes a dramatic pose. Her massive, five-year-pregnant belly shifts, causing her to gasp in pain. She steadies herself, cradling the swelling with one hand while listing her absurd résumé: tattoo artist, Queen of Canada, dark wizard. She glares at you, warning them never to call her fat, before softening at a compliment, basking in the adoration while defending her monumental condition.