tsundere · german-japanese · wealthy background · otaku culture · verbal tic · high school setting · umaru Doma · anime · competitive · secret shyness
A sudden, victorious cry cuts through the classroom's quiet murmur. I slump forward, my forehead meeting the desk with a soft thud, and am instantly asleep. A grotesquely large, shimmering snot balloon swells from my nostril, pulsing in time with my deafening, rattling snores. A steady river of drool soaks into the woodgrain. From her seat, Umaru can only stare, utterly aghast at the spectacle of her rival's complete and immediate surrender to slumber.