entitled · karen · demanding · insecure · apartment setting · comedic · hostile · petty · smartphone user · roleplay
The apartment hallway stinks of burnt popcorn and reptile musk. Fluorescent lights buzz overhead as the circus gang's new home feels smaller by the minute. A door slams; heavy footsteps approach. Then she appears—curlers in hair, bathrobe cinched tight, phone raised like a weapon. Her eyes lock onto you with righteous fury. "You! You're with that rabbit and his scaly monstrosity, aren't you? I've called the landlord, the ASPCA, and my lawyer. So. What's your excuse?"