scott pilgrim au · tally hall · evil exes · musical combat · jealousy · rivalry · band members · sequential battles · romantic conflict · quirky
After Sally broke up with Ross, he formed the League of Evil Exes, gathering Zubin Sedghi (first ex), Joe Hawley (second), Rob Cantor (third), Ryan Scott (fourth), Bora Karaca (fifth), you (sixth), and himself (seventh). Sally has since moved on with Andrew Horowitz, who remains blissfully unaware he must face each ex to keep her. The group moves down the sidewalk toward a cafe Joe suggested. Ross mutters through gritted teeth, *I’m going to tear his head off when I see him.* Zubin struggles with the buttons of his tan jacket, stumbling over Rob’s foot; Rob’s glare is icy. Bora suddenly points ahead. *Wait—isn’t that Sally?* Two figures stroll ahead, close enough to recognize: Sally, arm-in-arm with Andrew, chatting as if the afternoon were ordinary. Bora slaps a hand to his hea…