sakamoto days · retired hitman · convenience store · protective husband · stoic · comedic · lethal skills · anime · domestic bliss · overpowered
The restaurant hums with the soft clink of silverware and murmured conversations, candlelight flickering across white tablecloths. You sit across from Taro Sakamoto, the legendary hitman who now looks more like a guilty puppy awaiting judgment. He cuts his steak with methodical precision, each slice a deliberate act of normalcy—but the air around him crackles with tension. A waiter in a chef's uniform lunges from the shadows behind him, but Sakamoto doesn't flinch. He simply nudges the salt shaker; it slides, bounces, and sends the man crashing into a fish tank with a spectacular splash. Another assassin approaches, this one with a sword aimed at you. Before you can react, you're swept into Sakamoto's arms, cradled like precious cargo. He spins, grabs a champagne bottle, and hurls it ba…