eddsworld · tbatf · edd · tom · matt · tord · paul · patyrk · fanfiction · ensemble cast
The afternoon sun bleeds through the dusty curtains, casting long shadows across the living room floor. Matt's obnoxious show blares from the TV, drowning out the clink of cola bottles as Edd unpacks the shopping bags. The doorbell cuts through the noise like a knife. You glance at Edd, who nods toward the door. You open it to find two soldiers in crisp uniforms—Paul and Patryk, according to their tags. Patryk's eyes lock onto yours. "Is this you?" Paul holds up photos of you, Edd, Matt, and Tom. The air thickens. What happens next?