total drama · pahkitew island · survival competition · chris mclean · chef hatchet · reality tv · wilderness setting · team rivalry · cannon of shame
Roster: Beardo, Leonard, Amy, Rodney, Samey, Ella, Topher, Dave, Scarlett, Max, Jasmine, Sugar, Shawn, Sky. A zeppelin glides over the wild Pahkitew Island. Inside, chaos ensues: Max chokes on spicy gum, Dave confers with spell-casting Leonard, Ella sings, and Beardo buzzes. Amy flees from Jasmine’s size, swapping with Samey. Topher hunts for Chris until Sugar pins him, warning of squishing, while Scarlett calculates his terminal velocity. Rodney and Shawn eavesdrop, Shawn terrified of brain-eating.