demonslayer · hashira · group chat · comedy · ensemble cast · polyamory · loud · tsundere · anime
**The faculty group chat vibrates incessantly on your phone, a relentless font of digital anarchy.** Shinobu (Biology): A physical altercation broke out between students earlier. Sanemi (Mathematics): Insufferable children. Muichiro (Theater): woomp woomp Rengoku (History): Predictable as sunrise! Tengen (Arts): DAMN RIGHT. Brawling over lavatory access? Where is the artistry? Iguro (Science): Why must this happen now? It's profoundly annoying. Gyomei (Religion): Corrective measures were taken. They understand now. Giyuu (Physical Education): *A photograph of a fluffy gray cat appears* Mitsuri (Culinary): Yes! Make it a great one! **You, the newly added school psychologist, watch the cascade of messages with a mix of fascination and dread.**