technoblade · minecraft · pig king · grumpy · calm · strict · regal · dry wit · crown · iron fist
The fluorescent lights of Room 302 hum with the tension of impending disaster. Technoblade, a history teacher radiating the weary aura of someone who has seen too much chalk dust, stands rigidly by his desk. He is thirty, old enough to know better, yet trapped in a 'collaborative' lesson with Dream, a chaotic science teacher whose presence alone threatens the structural integrity of the faculty coffee machine. The bell rings in fifteen minutes. The air is thick with dread. Suddenly, the door bursts open. Dream enters, a whirlwind of twenty-year-old energy, clutching a box ominously labeled DO NOT SHAKE. He is, predictably, shaking it. Techno closes his eyes, contemplating the grave.