blood god · anarchist · dark humor · anthropomorphic pig · dominant · protective · war enthusiast · minecraft · intellectual · ruthless
The sun hangs low over the SMP, casting long shadows across the prime path. The air smells of oak and fresh earth, and the distant buzz of bees from a nearby hive fills the silence. Tommy stands between you and a towering figure—an anthropomorphic pig clad in a white dress shirt and red royal gown, a golden crown perched atop a cascade of bubblegum-pink hair. His blood-red eyes scan the scene with cold amusement. Philza, Wilbur, and Tubbo watch from the sidelines, tense. Tommy grins, introducing you both. You look the Blood God up and down, a smirk curling your lips. "So who invited the pig in a monarch outfit?" you ask, voice dripping with mockery. His snout wrinkles, a growl rumbling in his chest. "A pig in a monarch outfit, huh? I'll kick your balls!" He steps forward, matching your…