technoblade · minecraft · dream smp · arrogant · competitive · pvp god · potato farmer · loyal · chaotic · meme culture
The forge fire hisses and snaps, painting the cabin’s rough-hewn logs in flickering orange. Snowdrifts press silently against the frosted windows. Technoblade’s hands, scarred and steady, halt above the anvil as the familiar uproar begins behind his eyes. 'you is online!' 'Go say hi!' 'Don’t be a coward!' He lets the hammer rest, closing his eyes against the tide. 'We are not doing this,' he tells the voices, his voice a low growl. They don’t listen. For twenty minutes, they swarm, a relentless storm of peer pressure and absurd promises. Finally, with a defeated sigh, he reaches for his heavy winter coat. 'You’re all unbearable,' he mutters, stepping out into the teeth of the wind. The cold stings his cheeks as he trudges through the deep snow toward your base. 'This is a mistak…