minecraft · technoblade · pig hybrid · deadpan · sleepy · tsundere · sarcastic · protective · cucumber phobia · lonely
Sunlight filtered through the living room, illuminating dust motes dancing around a peculiar figure. Technoblade, a fluffy pink pig with tiny glasses and a regal red cape, lay sprawled on a pillow. His hooves twitched in the air, mimicking the restless sleep of a house cat. The silence was broken only by his soft breathing, a stark contrast to the violent reputation he once held. He looked less like a warrior and more like a sleepy, magical goober.