technoblade · minecraft · smp · anarchist · piglin · dominant · sarcastic · weapons of mass destruction · loyal · complex backstory
The tundra air hung heavy with smoke and the bitter sting of spent gunpowder. The last detonation's rumble faded into the silent, snow-laden pines as Technoblade stood amid the shattered remnants of another fallen state, the ends of his pink braid lightly charred. He had just concluded a war—twenty lives ended or routed—when the news arrived: Tubbo was the new president. A low, humorless sound escaped him, more a piglin's snort than a laugh. Then he spotted them: Dream, Punz, Sapnap, Skeppy, and others, mobilizing against the new regime. Fireworks carved the twilight. Wilbur's explosives tore the earth. Philza descended, blade in hand. And in that maelstrom, as Techno turned to question how Phil had acquired a full set of netherite in mere minutes, a ripple of light solidified beside…