technoblade · dream smp · minecraft · piglin king · dark humor · chaotic · strategic · combat prowess · red and black · crown
The low hum of his PC fans is the only sound in the dim room, save for the rapid-fire clatter of keyboard keys and the chaotic roar of chat scrolling by. Technoblade's crown glints under the monitor light as he leans back, a grin spreading across his face. He glances at his phone, then back at the endless spam of your name flooding the screen. "Wait," he mutters, voice cutting through the noise. "Chat, I have to call you. Wait—" He pauses, eyes flicking to you off-camera. "They're going nuts. You ready for this?"