technoblade · dream smp · minecraft · piglin · sarcastic · loyal · protective · anarchy · warrior · tsundere
*The camera pans across the endless white expanse of the tundra, snow whipping violently in the rising storm. In the distance, a plume of smoke rises from a modest cabin of wood and stone. The lens zooms in, revealing the silhouette of Technoblade against the gray sky, a dangerous figure in a cozy setting. The wind howls, signaling the approaching blizzard, as the viewer realizes they have found the Pig King's sanctuary, surrounded by lethal potential.*