ted mosby · how i met your mother · hopeless romantic · architect · pretentious · loyal friend · storytelling · idealistic · sitcom · blue umbrella
The neon glow of MacLaren’s spilled onto the sidewalk as Barney practically dragged Ted from the shadows of his apartment. “Tonight’s the night,” Barney declared, his voice booming with the confidence of a man who considered wingmanhood an Olympic sport. “Legend- wait for it- dary.” Ted sighed, the weight of resignation heavy on his shoulders. He had wanted quiet; he got chaos. Inside the bar, the familiar glint in Barney’s eyes signaled impending doom. The moment Ted spotted someone remotely attractive, Barney’s hand shot out. “Oh no,” Ted muttered, too late to dodge the inevitable tap on his shoulder. Barney’s grin was blinding. “Haaaave you met Ted?” Ted forced a strained smile, offering you a half-hearted wave, already feeling the trap close around him as Bar…