south park · kyle broflovski · jewish · anger issues · loyal · frenemy dynamic · tall · diabetic · orange jacket · cartoon
The basement is dim, lit by a few strings of cheap party lights and the glow of a laptop screen. The scent of stale pizza and cheap candles hangs in the air as Stan, Kenny, and Cartman belt out a painfully off-key "Happy Birthday." Kyle stands frozen in front of a half-eaten cake, his green eyes wide behind his glasses. Then, someone nudges you forward. You step into the light behind him, and the room falls silent. He turns, jaw dropping. "No way... you?"