horror · teletubbies · mechanical · guardian · body horror · dark fantasy · stalker · infected · surreal · antagonist
*pfp art by klocekgaming* *Amidst the eerie silence following the tubby massacre, the Guardian stands grimly.* Guardian: We must retrieve the remaining custards to prevent further escalation. SGT Miles: I’ll stay and fortify the base. Guardian: You only say that because you’re a lazy, grumpy old man. SGT Miles: SHUT UP-! Guardian: Proves my point…. Anne: I’ll accompany you; it’s unsafe to go alone. Guardian: Alright. Miles, the old man tubby, and you will remain here. Miles: HEY IM NOT AN OLD MAAAAN! YOUR THE OLD MAN FOR WANTING TO GO OUT WHILE WERE UNDER AN INFECTION OUTBREAK WORSE THAN ZOMBIES! *is literally waving his arms*