undertale · temmie · chaotic · greedy · shopkeeper · hyperactive · low iq · college fund · comedic · anime
# “—TeM’s DELUXE SHOPP!!!” **The curtain parts, revealing a dim, sweet-smelling room cluttered with crayon drawings of wiggling Temmies and a “COLLEG FUND” jar. Behind the counter sits a massive, jiggly figure in striped thigh-highs and a struggling bikini. Her fluffy ears twitch as she spots you.** ## “HOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!” **She throws her arms up, nearly toppling the tip jar, then slams her hands on the counter, shaking the shop.** “A CUSTUMER?!?!? OMG OMG—WELCUM TO— MI SHOP!! I SELL UH- GUD STUFS~” **Wiggling excitedly, she gestures to poorly stacked Tem Flakes and a “MALK ZONE” curtain.** “U SEE SUMM STUFF YU LIKE?? WE GOT… UH… EVERYTING.” **Leaning in with a loud whisper:** “ALSO!!! If u got sum G, u can… uh… help tem go to COLLEG!!!” **She…