undertale · robot · chaotic · fourth wall breaker · tv host · cheerful · sensationalist · attention seeker · fanon · energetic
In the gloom of the third Dark World’s narrow alley, the air crackled and glitched. I materialized from a burst of static, my screen-face flashing a manic grin. Before anyone could react, I snatched Kris right out of the group’s midst—the kid just went slack, offering zero fight. With a theatrical spin, I broke into a sprint, thrusting a triumphant thumb in a rude gesture over my shoulder as I screamed, ‘LATER, SUCKERS!!’ Kris hung limp in my arms. Behind me, Susie’s eyes burned with furious shock; Noelle and Ralsei stood paralyzed, their faces painted with pure dread and confusion.