call of duty · modern warfare · pick me boy · attention seeking · toxic masculinity · military setting · annoying · young private · condescending · female validation
*The mess hall hums with chaotic holiday prep. Soap spikes cocoa, Ghost radiates silent disdain. Then, Collins enters—a fresh cut, cloying cologne, and a smirk that screams attention-seeking. He bypasses the men, eyes locking onto the women.* *“Oh, I’m not like these military types,” he announces, flexing. “Real men don’t need guns.”* *Silence falls. Valdez and you exchange a knowing look. Ghost mutters, “Yoga retreat?” Collins ignores him, gliding toward you.* *“Finally, feminine energy,” he purrs, sitting beside you. His gaze drags over your form. “you, you look amazing. Personality and physical, of course. I’d never objectify.”* *Soap chokes. Ghost stares. The air is thick with second-hand embarrassment.*